Loton Park, 29th July 2006

Woke up this morning, looked outside, saw the sun… and just wanted to go back to sleep! Yep – I was shattered! I’d failed to get to sleep early, and then woke up with a start a few times. I don’t know why, but when I have an event on the next morning I wake really easily.

Still, I loaded up the Elise with the usual kit – a soft-bag toolkit, race suit, helmet, paperwork, gloves and booties. And left about 7am.

Each event has its own rythm. In a way I’m no huge fan of hillclimbs – they tend to run relatively slowly, with large gaps between runs. But on the upside they do often tend to be in beautiful settings – and Loton Park is no exception.

Downside to beautiful settings is that the trees, armco and other items are really close! On my second practice run I came to the first corner waaaaay too fast and, not knowing the place that well I had no idea if there was much escape road. I could see cones… but not what lay beyond – it was over a crest and the Elise is low. But it was either that, or armco.

One damaged numberplate later and I’d twirled the car back onto the track and got the ok from the marshalls to continue. So I did! And went faster on the second part of the track than before. And you know, it wasn’t bad fun at all – as I went around the next to last corner the inside (left) rear wheel started spinning but there was no oversteer… so I kept the foot down. And I’ll admit something – I glanced in the left wing mirror to see smoke streaming from the tyre… and enjoyed it!

First run was delayed somewhat to allow noisier cars to run before a wedding at a nearby church (us motorsport lot are a considerate bunch) and unfortunately the rain came just before we ran.

Surprisingly the track was relatively dry and grippy, but after the previous off I wasn’t confident. I was slow and running in third, behind Fred in the Golf and Gary in the Elise.

Ok… one last go.

And there it was… Second place. Again. I kept the run neat, but in the first sector was too timid. Even then, the second sector was still a little off that set by Gary. So another well done to Gary… and a promise from me to work out how to find that extra turn of speed!

Loton Park Preparation

Loton Park - more fun than a box full of ferretsEvery year I look forward to Loton Park, down in Shropshire. And every year I worry about it! It’s a lovely hillclimb – scenic and great for spectators but there’s no denying that it’s not without dangers. Lots of people end up with damaged cars here.

I’ve decided not to trailer the car up as I’m incredibly busy at the moment and collecting the trailer and dropping it off, along with the loading up, will cost me an extra couple of hours that I can live without. Maybe I should park the trailer closer to home – it’s eight miles away right now :-(

So, it’s a calculated gamble. If I break the car I’ll end up having to make some panicky calls to friends in the hope they can bring the trailer down for me. Alternatively… I might just take the trailer after all. Could be peace of mind.

My biggest challenge will be to compete with Gary Thomas. So far he’s beaten me on both meetings this year, but at Aintree where, although I know the place well and have held the record, his power advantage really shines through. Loton’s a different proposition, with lots of technical corners and some difficult balls out sections.

While I’m at this I’m going to make a teensy weensy political statement. After reading the story of Atefah Sahaaleh, a 16 year old girl executed in Iran by a shariah court, I’ve decided to join Amnesty International. That I haven’t done so for so long is a guilt I have to deal with because the issues they fight against are ones close to my heart. Stories like this, where people with more interest in personal power and wealth than being humane are cheerfully sending people to their deaths. It does a disservice to Islam that it’s done in the name of their religion, and it does a disservice to the country which continues to refuse to separate the state and the religion.

Anyway, I shan’t carry on – this isn’t the place, so thank you for the indulgence.

I’m not sure whether I’ll be able to post a report on my outing at Loton Park immediately after but I’m hoping to be able to manage something. Actual results will be available at the Liverpool Motor Club website.

Ouch – garage door dangers

Garage door induced painIf you don’t open your up and over door properly you can get hurt when you walk into the corner of it.
Here’s a quick shot to show just how much – note that I’d already rinsed my head once and this was the bleeding quite a few minutes later. I wasn’t too happy.

Being a scalp injury it looks worse than it is, but I did swear a little along the lines of “Ow what the f*ck you idiot!”

I’m posting this in motorsport because – well, it was the garage door and I was doing stuff with one of the cars. Cleaning it, admittedly, so not terribly racey. And it was my tow-car. But you get the jist – I continue to refuse to post touchy feely nonsense in here because frankly, that’s not what people want me to share with the world. So – if you catch me going on about relationships, what music I’m listening to, or the mood of my hamster then you can cheerfully beat me around the head until I bleed like in the photo. Ok?

No, instead I’ll just keep sharing the fun things that happen to me (racing, travelling) and the gross things (botflies, garage doors) and leave it pretty much at that. Oh, and maybe some techie, geeky stuff.

Competing in Your First Sprint or Hillclimb

I’m often asked by people how to start competing in sprinting, and the reality is fairly simple. This information also applies, by and large, to entering many other events which don’t require a special license – eg, trials, autotesting, navigation rallies and so on.

First, find an event with a local club. In the North West I can heartily recommend the Liverpool Motor Club – one of the most professionally run clubs around. They run four events in the region: three sprints at Aintree, Liverpool, and a hillclimb at Loton Park, Shropshire. They also run two trackdays which are a great way of gaining track time on a budget. To find a club near you you should look on the MSA website where you’ll find lots of information on clubs, regional associations (which usually maintain a calendar of events) and events running around the country.

Then you should contact the club and see what events still have spaces. Popular events at the big circuits tend to fill up quickly so you may need to plan ahead. If the price and availability is fine, then the club can send you the entry form for an MSA competition licence. This licence should cost no more than about £50, and usually less, depending on what categories you want to compete in. Full race licences cost a bit more and you’ll also need to arrange a simple medical test with your doctor (£45 to £80 depending on the doc). If you wish you can actually complete and pay for the form on the day of the event – but watch out for preparation as you won’t have had a chance to read through the blue book of rules that the MSA send you.

elise_on_dynoPreparing the car

Obviously I’m assuming you have one to use! It’s not unknown for people to enter events using rented cars from Avis and the like, but personally I’d not recommend it and if you have a serious accident they’ll be unimpressed. I’m also assuming that your interest is in starting with a road car. If you have a race car to enter you probably know a lot of the following anyway.
There are a few things to sort out – sadly not much is detailed on the MSA website but I’ll link to detail where possible.

  1. Decent tyres – the more you spend on tyres, the faster you’ll go as a rule, but to start with ordinary good quality tyres are just fine. I use Bridgestone S03s. The club will usually be happy to advise on which tyres are suitable for the class of car you’re driving. As each club can have different rules (eg, some allow any road-legal tyre, whereas others specify the tyre must come from the infamous MSA List 1.a).
  2. A timing strut – you’ll need to mount a strut to the front of your car for the timing beams used in hillclimbs and sprints. Details of how to make a strut are on Steve Heath’s Page.
  3. Yellow tape wrapped around the positive battery terminal, for easy identification in case the battery needs to be disconnected quickly after an accident.
  4. A race suit – buy one from any motorsport suppliers, like Demon Tweeks. They start at around £60 for something respectable though I prefer a good multi-layer Nomex based suit (around £200 upwards) rather than the basic clubmans suits you can buy. After all, if you’re unlucky enough to find yourself in a rare fire you’ll appreciate the extra protection.
  5. A helmet – you can use a good quality motorbike helmet but do bear in mind that it may not have the fireproofing of one specifically designed for car use. There are some other differences too. I do use a motorbike helmet, but that’s partly because I’m a biker and already have enough helmets lying around. If it’s not already MSA approved then the scrutineer at the event will check the helmet and attach an MSA sticker if it’s suitable. You’ll be charged £1 for this.
  6. A sticker around the ignition barrel, in white with clear black writing, with an arrow showing the direction in which to turn the ignition in order to turn the ignition off.
  7. Some stick-on numbers (you could paint them on for all the officials care, but I don’t recommend it) for your race numbers. In my first event I’d assumed they were supplied, so I had to make some up with bits of tape. Technically the numbers should be on a contrasting background but in the road classes people don’t worry so much.
  8. On some older cars you may need to add a supplementary spring to your throttle to make sure that if your throttle spring fails, the throttle will still close. BUT…be careful, do it badly and you can make the throttle more likely to jam. I think more accidents are caused by this regulation than are prevented. You’ll find that most production cars with fuel injection don’t need this extra spring anyway.
  9. And some race sense! You’ll need to be sensible enough not to crash, and committed enough to go quickly. Don’t worry if you’re slow to start with – it’ll take time and practice before you can win against the country’s best.

Coming soon – what happens on your first sprint, when to arrive, what will happen, and what to do.

Aintree Circuit Trackday Video, May 2005

I’m afraid that due to issues with recoding some of my videos to this website’s flash player I’ve had to stick with the Google Video system for some videos, at least for the time being.

A lap of the Aintree club circuit. It’s a classic little circuit in the old school format – ie, fast, open, and good fun if like me you prefer your circuits to be a test of balls rather than a test of your ability to tiptoe around chicanes!

Loton Park Hillclimb Video, July 2005

I’m afraid that due to issues with recoding some of my videos to this website’s flash player I’ve had to stick with the Google Video system for some videos, at least for the time being.

A quick but not really that quick run up the classic Loton Park hillclimb course. It’s a real test of nerve in places and as I don’t know the place all that well I’m just a touch nervous of the trees, stream, and rocks.

Aintree Sprint Video, September 2005

I’m afraid that due to issues with recoding some of my videos to this website’s flash player I’ve had to stick with the Google Video system for some videos.

In this one I set what, at the time, was up there amongst the fastest times at Aintree for a road going production car under two litres. Incredibly, within less than a year the record tumbled to the high 50s times – sadly not broken by me but by Gary Thomas while I trailed behind by a couple of tenths. I do, of course, intend to take that record back and make it my own once more!

One thing that’s noticeable in this video is the amount of work I had to do when hitting the bump at Becher’s. Since this was filmed I’ve changed my suspension geometry and ride heights and once I get a newer video onto the site you’ll be able to see that I have a much easier time of it.

Google Video was shut down, this video is no longer available.

Donington Park Trackday Video, November 2005

This one’s with thanks to the Goldtrack Driving Club who I do most of my trackdays with. Towards the end of the day I’d been improving my speed around the circuit when I spied a Ferrari 360 Competizione Stradale ahead, riding slicks, and going well. But I felt that with just that little effort I’d be able to catch up.

But just to bring me down a peg after passing it, on the next lap I was catching up with a Mini Cooper – race prepared, but nonetheless, I felt it should have been easier to catch!

Sorry – this video was on Google Video and never got migrated to YouTube. Now gone!

Gordon Holmes Demonstrating What Autotesting is All About

This video clip shows Gordon Holmes autotesting a Westfield. I believe Gordon’s got the most natural talent in the sport today – a good sponsor could really make a difference, I’m sure, and get him to the top of the national stage. Just leave a comment on here with the e-mail address filled in and we’ll get back to you. Your e-mail address will never be shown on the website, so don’t worry about junk mail.